Houston, We Have a Problem

Somehow I think you've got your signals switched and you've made us Seattle or London because "it never rains in Texas in the fall." Yeah, right! It's raining cats and dogs and has been for weeks on end it seems. CRAP. Are you sure that we aren't in England? I mean this is what I expected in London, but this is Central Texas! Did you hear me? CENTRAL TEXAS. We have an outdoor party planned for Thursday. I am formulating Plan B and it seems that it will likely become an indoor affair. ARGH. Oh the joys of the Mother Nature!